Britney Parties with Paris

Can I just ask why that is newsworthy? I mean, they have that on MSN's homepage. Puhlease.

First off, that's a really strange friendship because Britney is white trash and Paris grew up with the proverbial silver spoon in her mouth. Actually, her spoon may have been Platinum. Regardless, I don't see what the two could have in common.

Brit pays $10 per hair extension and Paris pays approximately $1000 per hair extension. Brit's got two kids and a bad track record of loser boyfriends and husbands. And, might I add, Brit's not exactly "the cat's meow" (then again, neither is Paris, but she's definitely closer than Brit). Paris on the other hand has had boyfriends that are either Greek Shipping heirs or megastars. Oh wait, now that I think of it, both girls have gotten "loose" around a video camera - maybe they're exchanging trade secrets. What do I know?

I guess Brit thinks she'll meet a nice, rich, heir through Paris. Whatever. Good luck with that. I don't think it'll help when you're in the middle of a Las Vegas club stripping down to fishnets - does anyone other than the $.02 hookers on "the east side" (the crime-ridden, streetwalker covered area of Illinois directly across the Mississippi from St. Louis, MO.) wear these anymore?

Oh well, I guess we can expect more juicy gossip from the comeback wannabe. It should get interesting.