Thursday, February 03, 2005

Things That Make You Go Hmmm...

You it really premarital sex if you never intend on marrying the person?

Did they name it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken?

Did you ever think that the Aspirin bottle directions have been written incorrectly? When it says to"take two" and "keep away from children", shouldn't those both be in the same sentence? As in, "take two aspirin and keep away from children".

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant. Did it ever occur to anyone that they may just be eating a slow learner?

Is war really the President's way of teaching us World Geography?

Isn't it disturbing that our missiles are smarter than the average American student...the missiles can actually find Afghanistan

Isn't life technically sexually transmitted?

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and asubstantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have cometo realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first...

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