Juan Uribe's Jeep

Just a forewarning: DO NOT WALK TOO CLOSE TO JUAN URIBE'S JEEP!

Juan Uribe sounds like he's a little jumpy - and I thought I was a paranoid schizo! The White Sox really are a bunch of Thugstas, huh? Well, except Mark Buehrle since he's from the St. Louis area (St. Chas. to be exact).