Thursday, November 02, 2006

Taggage!

So, I was tagged by Skittles on my other blog, and I thought I'd go ahead and post this over here too - heck, why not? And, it's been quite a while since I was tagged, but to be honest, I forgot about it and then I found it again.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Man, Skittles, you are right, those damn "Head on - apply directly to the forehead" commercials are hideous. But, the one person I'd love to blow up would be Donald Trump.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Britney Spears - I mean, seriously, was she ever really that good?

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? :0) A ton of people! But, if I had to pick one it would be the girl that is in the bathroom (at work) every day at 1:15 brushing her teeth and making a mess of the bathroom.

4. What is your favorite cheese? Nacho cheese!

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make? The Cuban Sandwich from Bahama Breeze.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice? Oh, I've been dreaming about this - Colin Farrell! I didn't even have to think about it

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick? Jack Johnson.

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy cow, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? Shoes!

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Hawaii - Man, I love that place.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? Go to the beach and spend $100 on Lava Flows (a fantastic alcoholic beverage).

11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…? Jaegermeister.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? I would love to have lived in either the 30's or the 40's. If I were to travel back to the 30's, I would just watch Dizzy Dean pitch for the Cardinals - I wouldn't miss the 1934 World Series (which coincidentally was against the Detroit Tigers also). If I were to travel back to the 40's, I'd like to go to DC on December 6, 1941 and tell them that the Japanese are about to bomb Pearl Harbor the next day. Then I'd travel to Hawaii - I'd love to see Hawaii before it was a state.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? No automobiles! It will be like Mackinac Island - bikes and Nikes!

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise? Shoot, if I knew this, I would be rich and have my own show!

15. What is your favorite curse word? Unfortunately, it is the "F" word, I throw that thing around way more than any lady should.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything; they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? Scream, run out and never look back. Spiders don't do anything to me and I have a severe phobia of them, so I'm guessing I'd be afraid of mummies standing around me doing nothing too.

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item? Ummm...I'd say my family scrapbook.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. What do you do? I'd sit on the beach in Hawaii for half an hour.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be? Psychic or ability to see the future. And, if possible, can I get a spot on the show "Heroes"?

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? I would experience the time from 10:30 pm to 11:00 pm on Friday, October 27, 2006 - we won the World Series and the feeling in that stadium at that time will be hard to experience again.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Being kicked out of St. Louis University for skipping (have I mentioned how stupid I was as a teenager?).

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff… you can move to anywhere else in the world! What country are you going to live in now? I would live in Germany.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? God, thank you for banning me from singles bars! I don't wanna go.

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out… I can FLOAT!” I suppose I'd float on over to my parents' house because my nephew lives with them and he'd love to see someone floating.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life? Jim Morrison

26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? My grandma, my mom's mom.

27. What’s your theme song? I don't know, why don't those of you that know me, tell me?

28. Who do you tag? Anyone and everyone.

2 comments:

Jen said...

I will volunteer to be tagged because I like bein' tagged. :)

I gotta read those drunken stories!!! I will wait til I have more time to concentrate on them though... (since I'm at working, supposedly "working"...)

Barb said...

DUH.. I just noticed you'd done this :)