Tuesday, December 19, 2006

GPS Panties?

Seriously? We can't find Osama Bin Laden, but we can figure out how to put GPS chips in panties to keep tabs on cheating girlfriends? Really, GPS Panties?

Come on!

Okay, ladies would you wear these? And, secondly, you'd have to be a real retard to wear these GPS panties to a secret rendezvous with the guy you're cheating with.

Then again, this could put a spin on the whole "breaking up with a cheating girlfriend" thing. I mean, you wanna get rid of your boyfriend? Take your panties and stuff them somewhere inconspicuous at his best friend's house. I guarantee he'll break up with you!

And, is it sexist or do they have GPS Boxers or Briefs for guys?

Watch out teenage girls, your dads are buying you all GPS Panties so they can keep tabs on your - it's a new-age chastity belt! Man, being the brat of a teenager I was, I would have taken those panties and put them in my teachers' mailbox, or my parents' best friend's house - something to teach them for keeping track of me through my frickin' underwear! Too much for me, just way too much.

Why can't I come up with some ridiculous product to make money off of? I'll learn one of these days.

4 comments:

Skittles said...

Oh my lord. Isn't that just crazy? Man.. I wish I'd found it.. lol.

Ann M. said...

I cannot stop laughing.... thank you for sharing :)

Mike said...

What a thing to make. What's next, a movie camera too? lol.

Anonymous said...

Um, I'm not sure if you found out yet, but the Forget Me Not Panties were a joke...